warpaint
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backhoeboogie":298xgsd1 said:Crowderfarms":298xgsd1 said:A. Dinner is Lunch Supper is well, Supper
B. Ya'll need to give me a BIG Ya'll- Not yenz, you Guys, etc.
C. Country Ham and Biscuits are always on the menu.
D. You will wear Britches that "fit" you.
E. No Tongue Piercings or Earings, that's just plain Queer.
F. You will open doors for Wimmens.
G. You will wear your Ball Cap Straight.
H. The Flag will be honored and saluted to at all events.
I. You will own Firearms.
J. You will NOT watch "American Idol".
K. You WILL watch my show ""Dancing with Cow-Gals in 2nd Ave. Bars"
L. You will not Drive a Jap Truck.
M. I dont know anymore of the Alphabet.
WOW !! Crowder I totally support most all of that, well, A through M anyway. Once you get their ball caps straight, they can tip their hats to the Wimmens in addition to opening the door.
Now I am convinced. I got the checkbook out. Where do I send my campaign contribution? Is Paint still in charge of that?
YUP!!! 8)