this is more of a pet story but the pig was just as fun as if you were caught off guard!!!
I had a pet pig named "Weenie" even though she was as big as her momma! Well she was the runt of the litter and I couldn't bear to let her die too soft hearted but any way, she grew up in the house til she got to big and had to go outside. Well the whole family new her and she knew them. One day my mom and dad stopped in to get a bale move and while they were hooking it up left their truck door open and she decided to start biting the rubber around the door off and when they tried to stop her she just tried to bite them. She just was making sure she had evidence of who was there!! Another time my aunt was cutting fire wood and i told her not to leave anything laying around cause weenie loved to steal things, and she didn't listen so when it was time to gas up the chain saw she couldn't find her gas can, well after looking for several minutes we found it in her "hideout" of stolen things!! it did contain alot too!! and the best one was that she hated any man that wore boots.... my cousin came up one day and said that he could take her and i told him go ahead and try so after a few beers he did and she put him on his a$$ several times and then his brother who is nicked named "bubba" tried to help him and she took him down chair and all!! and one other friend she ran up a gate and wouldn't let him down til I told her it was ok!! loved that dang pig, but she is now gone (everyone except the kids and i were happy) but on a good side she would give the kids "piggy back rides" and loved it!! you just had to know where to sit, cause if you didn't she would "buck" you off and try to bite you, but then again i wouldn't tell the "adults" that would try to ride her!!!!!
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