On the Campaign Trail with Crowder and me...

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MrGale":2m91kkz0 said:
Got what there is of my redneck dressage team to throw in....Mr Crowder now has a cavalry contingent to escort him through questionable northern territories..each has a brandy new cavalry saber (ceptin me) and a brand new roll of duct tape... :cboy:
Mr. Gale.

I'm no less than thrilled at your kind jesture of providing us with protective forces. You hereby have my permission to duct tape any Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson types that may try to 'derail' the campaign.You sir, are a true Patriot.
 
You fellas reckon maybe I could be in charge of the card car? I don't mind playin some cards and don't mind throwin' no one out of a moving vehicle for cheatin at cards.
 
warpaint":36p8uoif said:
Miss Daisy":36p8uoif said:
Do them engineerettes get a discount? I am a little short on cash. :lol:

I'm sure we can work somethin out! ;-)

You know how Crowder is with wimmen folk! :)

That's right Miss Daisy. If you'll gain a couple of hundred pounds Crowder will do most anything..................
 
Bullbuyer":3a7hysl0 said:
You fellas reckon maybe I could be in charge of the card car? I don't mind playin some cards and don't mind throwin' no one out of a moving vehicle for cheatin at cards.

That's gonna have to be a resoundin NO. You won't play Hold Em!! 8)

Mayhaps, if you line the pockets of yours truly, we'll see about puttin you in charge of the donut car!! :)
 
Miss Daisy":37sr4bur said:
Do them engineerettes get a discount? I am a little short on cash. :lol:
Sure Miss Daisy! You can sit in my lap and I'll let you blow the Horns. I'll let you climb aboard half priced.... ;-)

Paint there aint no donut car. It's a "Pastry Car". This is gonna be a classy sort of train. Donut car sounds well to be honest, cheap.
 
warpaint":1x85e81u said:
Bullbuyer":1x85e81u said:
You fellas reckon maybe I could be in charge of the card car? I don't mind playin some cards and don't mind throwin' no one out of a moving vehicle for cheatin at cards.

That's gonna have to be a resoundin NO. You won't play Hold Em!! 8)

Mayhaps, if you line the pockets of yours truly, we'll see about puttin you in charge of the donut car!! :)

Ahh, geez, I think a card car is a great idea...and anyone who's willing to toss cheaters overboard gets my vote...ummm, do I even have a vote?

Bullbuyer, don't you worry...we'll play cards in one of the bar cars...Hearts, Old Maid, Canasta, Go Fish...I don't know how to play poker...ya think we could rent a slot machine to take along?
 
Excuse the faux pas there, Bubba!
(That there is French, ;-) )

Of course there will be slot machines on board. All gamblin will be legal in the new administration.
 
Gale Seddon":1z25uvfe said:
warpaint":1z25uvfe said:
Bullbuyer":1z25uvfe said:
You fellas reckon maybe I could be in charge of the card car? I don't mind playin some cards and don't mind throwin' no one out of a moving vehicle for cheatin at cards.

That's gonna have to be a resoundin NO. You won't play Hold Em!! 8)

Mayhaps, if you line the pockets of yours truly, we'll see about puttin you in charge of the donut car!! :)

Ahh, geez, I think a card car is a great idea...and anyone who's willing to toss cheaters overboard gets my vote...ummm, do I even have a vote?

Bullbuyer, don't you worry...we'll play cards in one of the bar cars...Hearts, Old Maid, Canasta, Go Fish...I don't know how to play poker...ya think we could rent a slot machine to take along?

:shock: Whoa boy...I'm there!

Alice
 
warpaint":1jkfb5w2 said:
Well course you are, Aunt Alice. We couldn't take a trip like this without our favorite Aunt, now could we? ;-)

Nope! Reckon maybe we could get one of those Little Green Men slots...? It's a good'n... :D

Oh, and I'll need one of those little clicker coin dispensers that hang on my belt... :)

Alice
 
Alice":op4iawed said:
warpaint":op4iawed said:
Well course you are, Aunt Alice. We couldn't take a trip like this without our favorite Aunt, now could we? ;-)

Nope! Reckon maybe we could get one of those Little Green Men slots...? It's a good'n... :D

Oh, and I'll need one of those little clicker coin dispensers that hang on my belt... :)

Alice

Now wait a cotton pickin' minute here. Them slots are gonna run on tokens only., wit my picture on em'. I dont want no contributions and profits to be dissappearin'.

Couse what goes on in the "club car" stays in the club car. :shock:
 
Crowderfarms":3sewtwvo said:
Alice":3sewtwvo said:
warpaint":3sewtwvo said:
Well course you are, Aunt Alice. We couldn't take a trip like this without our favorite Aunt, now could we? ;-)

Nope! Reckon maybe we could get one of those Little Green Men slots...? It's a good'n... :D

Oh, and I'll need one of those little clicker coin dispensers that hang on my belt... :)

Alice

Now wait a cotton pickin' minute here. Them slots are gonna run on tokens only., wit my picture on em'. I dont want no contributions and profits to be dissappearin'.

Couse what goes on in the "club car" stays in the club car. :shock:

A wise decision. Now I remember why we put you on the ballot. 8)
 
The city of new orleans had one (be nice) of a club car, an that old girl was one of the souths best trains!! :cboy:
 
Alice":1c8wrovu said:
warpaint":1c8wrovu said:
Well course you are, Aunt Alice. We couldn't take a trip like this without our favorite Aunt, now could we? ;-)

Nope! Reckon maybe we could get one of those Little Green Men slots...? It's a good'n... :D

Oh, and I'll need one of those little clicker coin dispensers that hang on my belt... :)

Alice

Yeah, hey, I want one of those coin things too...I don't know about the Little Green Men slots, but that milk cow penny slot was great. And drinks are free, right? I hope there's a bathroom in the club car.
 
well WP you want BB to do more work on the train purhaps he can work with me and my gals, in the waiting on. I don't mind if you allowcate someone else to drive my little train. take a look at the pic's and see what ya'll think.

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BB would recieve a costume like this one.

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Me.....

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my gals. what da think :p ???????
 

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