Louisiana People

[gerardplauche]

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks From Louisiana...

If a guy in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and he doesn't work there, you may live in Louisiana
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Louisiana
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Louisiana.
If "Vacation" means going to Dallas for the weekend,you may live in Louisiana.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Louisiana .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Louisiana.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave Both unlocked, you may live in Louisiana.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Louisiana.
If the speed limit is 55 mph, you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Louisiana
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Louisiana
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Louisiana

 

[TexasBred]

If you have to veer into the other lane to avoid hitting a guy scrapping up road kill from the highway, you're probably in Louisiana and he's "shopping for gumbo fixins".

 

[Horticattleman]

Gerard you hit the nail on the head. As I was reading them, I just kept agreeing because of course they all fit me to a tee.

Oh yeah Texasbred go guzzle a Ziegenbach and chant for your Aggies! :lol2:

 

[chrisy]

I like a good gumbo, so don't knock it....