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Tommy Ruyle

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Lawn Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first; the truck, the car, fishing, golfing. There was always something more important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass", I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk".

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp~~~~~
 

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