frenchie
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Laughter is the best medicine!
A farmer named Cooter had a bad car accident. In court, the trucking
company's fancy lawyer was questioning Cooter.
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the
lawyer.
Cooter responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened I had just loaded my
favorite mule, Bessie, into the .. . . .."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the
question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Cooter said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
driving down the road. . . "
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the
fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the
accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please
tell him to simply answer the question, 'yes' or 'no'."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Cooter's answer and said
to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what h e has to say about his favorite
mule, Bessie." Cooter thanked the Judge and proceeded,
"Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into
the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck
and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was
thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting
real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning
and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her moans."
"Shortly after the accident, a patrol man came on the scene. He could hear
Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her,
he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and
said, "How are you feeling?"
"Now, what the hell would you say????"
A farmer named Cooter had a bad car accident. In court, the trucking
company's fancy lawyer was questioning Cooter.
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the
lawyer.
Cooter responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened I had just loaded my
favorite mule, Bessie, into the .. . . .."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the
question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Cooter said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
driving down the road. . . "
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the
fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the
accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please
tell him to simply answer the question, 'yes' or 'no'."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Cooter's answer and said
to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what h e has to say about his favorite
mule, Bessie." Cooter thanked the Judge and proceeded,
"Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into
the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck
and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was
thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting
real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning
and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her moans."
"Shortly after the accident, a patrol man came on the scene. He could hear
Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her,
he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and
said, "How are you feeling?"
"Now, what the hell would you say????"
