Nowland Farms
Well-known member
In an effort to spread the "Love" around, this will poke fun at everyone here in the states -
State Mottos ---
Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong
Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything
California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut -Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos (But That's Our Tourism Campaign)
Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's
Michigan - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians
Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes..And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unibomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada - Hookers and Poker
New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here
New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney....
North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States
Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal
Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State
Texas - Se Habla Ingles
Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont - Ay, Yep
Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix
Washington - We have more rain than you do
West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really
Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
State Mottos ---
Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong
Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything
California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut -Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos (But That's Our Tourism Campaign)
Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's
Michigan - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians
Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes..And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unibomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada - Hookers and Poker
New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here
New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney....
North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States
Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal
Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State
Texas - Se Habla Ingles
Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont - Ay, Yep
Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix
Washington - We have more rain than you do
West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really
Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared