Favorite Lines

[3waycross]

Cut me Mick, cut me.

 

[Caustic Burno]

One my Grandpa used all the time when someone was letting their mouth overload them.

Your just like a little fiest dog barking to feel his butt hole wiggle.

 

[dun]

When I saw M5s last post about the hard pull it made me think of "I love it when a plan comes together"

 

[skyhightree1]

cheddar makes it better

 

[dun]

The "Farewell my friend" thread reminded me :
I wish i was half as good a person as my dog thinks I am

 

[TexasBred]

If you never shoot you'll never score.

 

[MO_cows]

.....they're alvays comink and goink
and goink and comink
and alvays too soon!

 

[Son of Butch]

cheddar makes it better

A day without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

 

[dun]

We grow too soon old and too late smart

Don;t start vast projects with have vast plans

 

[Cabo]

Instructions from Dad when leaving the cotton field headed to the bushes, "Make it a rest and not a vacation"

 

[bball]

I am not in danger....I AM the danger!
Walter White

 

[3waycross]

For Texasbred

Orale! Huero, that's a job, not a career.

 

[Nesikep]

Lady (can't remember who): Winston, you're drunk
Churchill: And you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober.

 

[Rafter S]

Lady (can't remember who): Winston, you're drunk
Churchill: And you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober.

I heard one from Churchill where a woman said something like "Mr. Churchill, if we were married I'd poison your coffee." He replied "Ma'am, if I was married to you I'd drink it."

 

[fenceman]

I ask God to protect me from my enemy's. I started losing my friends

 

[highgrit]

" My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." JFK

 

[fenceman]

You can break the back, but you can't break the spirit, of a small town southern man.
Cw song

 

[Kingfisher]

They call me Tater Salad........... Ron White

I had the right to remain silent....I just didn't have the will!

 

[Kingfisher]

Badges!? We don't need no stinkin' badges.

That's right! I'm your worst nightmare...a ....... with a badge! Eddie Murphy

 

[boondocks]

They call me Tater Salad........... Ron White

I had the right to remain silent....I just didn't have the will!

"Ability" not will, i think...
great line!
;-)