Favorite Lines

[JMJ Farms]

From John Wayne in Big Jake

Gunman at bathhouse in Escondero: [Cocking his pistol] No hard feelings, mister.
Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles: [Shoots him with a shotgun he has hidden in the shower stall] The heII there ain't.

 

[LCCattle]

Nothing matters and byGod what if it did!

 

[City Guy]

My grandmother used to say,"God must love poor people, he made so many of us".

 

[tater74]

Sign in my grandmother's kitchen.
I'm not a slow cook
I'm not a fast cook.
I'm a half fast cook.