Favorite Lines

[Son of Butch]

A favorite Uncle of mine use to say with a twinkle in his eye...
"You don't believe that I'm lying, but its true."

 

[ez14]

My boss was talking about cussing one day and told me

"You wouldn`t say shyt if your mouth was full of it"

 

[JMJ Farms]

"Hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it" Woodrow Call in Lonesome Dove

"I'd like to see the herd you and Jake could gather. A herd of whores. Maybe. " Woodrow Call

 

[TexasBred]

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Dam...that was fun"!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

''When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk.'' Eli Wallach(The Ugly) The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cu8iwru-Q4

 

[SJB]

He// Woodrow it ain't about dying, it's about living.

Sometimes I still like to kick a pig.

Both , Gus McCrea ...lonesome dove

My all-time favorite movie! So many good lines....most attributed to Gus.

You didn't have to whack the bartender to get a drink when wee willy Montgomery owned that joint!

 

[SJB]

.....they're alvays comink and goink
and goink and comink
and alvays too soon!

Oh no baby, 12 schnitzengruben is my limit.

 

[SJB]

I absolutely cannot believe that Sherriff Buford T Justice is not represented in this thread.

" if they'd 'a cremated the sumbitch, we'd be kicking that mr bandits ass around the moon by now.

There's no way, no way, that you could come from my loins. When I get you home, I'm gonna hit your momma right in the mouth.

 

[dun]

Since we're thinking movies, may have already been mentioned. "Badges? We don;t need no stinking badges"

 

[dun]

From back in my working for others days, I lived by the credo, "It's easier to get forgiveness then permission"

 

[JMJ Farms]

I absolutely cannot believe that Sherriff Buford T Justice is not represented in this thread.

" if they'd 'a cremated the sumbitch, we'd be kicking that mr bandits be nice around the moon by now.

There's no way, no way, that you could come from my loins. When I get you home, I'm gonna hit your momma right in the mouth.

He was represented earlier.

 

[hurleyjd]

O Brother where art thou. The old gent on the railroad hand car.
"I work for no man"

 

[TexasBred]

My can do can't keep up with my want to.

 

[hillbillyhammer]

Good thing your momma died during child birth, if she would a seen ya she would have died of shame

 

[Judge Sharpe]

Not from a movie, but I remember the old man saying, " A gentleman don't yell at another man's dog, or his wife."

 

[hillbillyhammer]

Your mama sure does care about your education. You don't say much do ya boy?

 

[DaveM]

Old oilfield saying my dad used to tell my brothers and me "this kind of work makes young men old and old men dead"

 

[TexasBred]

You look like I need a drink.

 

[JMJ Farms]

"You can call me Father, you can call me Jacob, you can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty son-of-a-bi!ch, but if you EVER call me Daddy again, I'll finish this fight." — John Wayne as Jacob McCandles in "Big Jake" (1971)

 

[greybeard]

"You can call me Father, you can call me Jacob, you can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty son-of-a-bi!ch, but if you EVER call me Daddy again, I'll finish this fight." — John Wayne as Jacob McCandles in "Big Jake" (1971)

I thought he was dead.........