MillIronQH
Well-known member
Subject: Church Squirrels
>
> There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS
> town:
> The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the
> Methodist Church and the
> Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Each
> church was overrun with pesky
> squirrels.
>
> One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting
> to decide what to do
> about the squirrels. After much prayer and
> consideration, they determined
> that the squirrels were predestined to be there and
> they shouldn't interfere
> with God's divine will.
>
> In the Baptist Church, the squirrels had taken up
> habitation in the
> baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a
> cover on the baptistery
> and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped
> somehow and there were
> twice as many the next week.
>
> The Methodist Church got together and decided that
> they were not in a
> position to harm any of God's creation. So, they
> humanely trapped the
> squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of
> town. Three days later,
> the squirrels were back.
>
> But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best
> and most effective
> solution. They baptized the squirrels and
> registered them as members of
> the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and
> Easter.
>
>
> Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but
> they took one squirrel
> and had a short service with him called circumcision
> and they haven't seen a
> squirrel on the property since.
>
> There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS
> town:
> The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the
> Methodist Church and the
> Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Each
> church was overrun with pesky
> squirrels.
>
> One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting
> to decide what to do
> about the squirrels. After much prayer and
> consideration, they determined
> that the squirrels were predestined to be there and
> they shouldn't interfere
> with God's divine will.
>
> In the Baptist Church, the squirrels had taken up
> habitation in the
> baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a
> cover on the baptistery
> and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped
> somehow and there were
> twice as many the next week.
>
> The Methodist Church got together and decided that
> they were not in a
> position to harm any of God's creation. So, they
> humanely trapped the
> squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of
> town. Three days later,
> the squirrels were back.
>
> But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best
> and most effective
> solution. They baptized the squirrels and
> registered them as members of
> the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and
> Easter.
>
>
> Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but
> they took one squirrel
> and had a short service with him called circumcision
> and they haven't seen a
> squirrel on the property since.
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