Boudreaux and the Turkey

[TexasBred]

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Boudreaux carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked him, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

Boudreaux replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

Boudreaux looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'

Boudreaux said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go.'

 

[grannysoo]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[ANAZAZI]

I would have suggested to serve the bird two glasses of stout!