MDO0505
Well-known member
Subject: Blind Man Blonde Bar
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> A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
> stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
> the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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> The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
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> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
> tell that joke, sir, you should know five
> things:
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> 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
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> 2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
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> 3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
> karate.
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> 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
> weight lifter.
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> 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
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> Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
> joke?"
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> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
> "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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> A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
> stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
> the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
>
> The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
>
> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
> tell that joke, sir, you should know five
> things:
>
> 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
>
> 2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
>
> 3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
> karate.
>
> 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
> weight lifter.
>
> 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
>
> Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
> joke?"
>
> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
> "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
