Hired man

[hillbilly beef man]

I got hired out of retirement on Saturday. Late morning I went to the post office. On my way home I saw B was working at the corral. I stopped for a minute to tell him something. Ended up running 132 bred heifers and over 100 cows through the chute. Got home at 4:30. But I did get paid. Appearantly his wife was in town. He called her and order lunch. I got a double quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a Coke. I work cheap.

Pretty good pay. I always got a piece of cheese, a sheet cracker, and a Coke for loading square bales all day.

 

[Rafter S]

Some women marry men hoping they will change-men marry women, hoping they never will (change)

(or figure they can change their men)

. . . and they're usually both disappointed.