Jogeephus
Well-known member
I'm a SOB'n irishman. I showed my true colors yesterday so the cat is out of the bag. You see I lease a farm to some hunters and in our agreement I have asked them to NOT lock me out of the property but to place their lock into a chain that I have provided so each of us will have our own locks and our locks are interconnected within the chain. This unreasonable request has gone unheeded for two years. No big deal since I don't go on the property that often and a pair of bolt cutters makes quick work of the chain. However, I am having some people do work on the property and I unlocked the gates and called the hunters and told them what was going on and to NOT lock the gates. Got a call last week from the contractor and he was locked out. I let him in but had to cut the chain again cause the hunters had locked me out of the chain. Called the hunters and reexplained things and asked them not to lock the gates. Friday morning I found that I was locked out yet again. At 9:00 a.m I was on the phone to the club president telling him to get their stuff off the property. He asked me to give them a second chance. Being a SOB I said NO. Got a phone call at 10:30 last night from a fella trying to serve as a mediator. He offered some excuses and such and wanted to know if I would reconsider my decision. Being a SOB, I said NO. Its hard to be a SOB but somebody has to do it.
To add some sense of validity to my claim, a few minutes after I hung up the phone with him a telemarketer called the office wanting me to hire them to collect bad debts. I explained this was a rare event and didn't need his services. Not willing to take NO for an answer he said, "well how are you going to collect the bad debts if someone goes bankrupt!?" I told him, "Well if you don't know the answer to that question Why on earth would I want to hire you?" and hung up the phone. Yeah, I'm a SOB plain and simple don't cha think?
To add some sense of validity to my claim, a few minutes after I hung up the phone with him a telemarketer called the office wanting me to hire them to collect bad debts. I explained this was a rare event and didn't need his services. Not willing to take NO for an answer he said, "well how are you going to collect the bad debts if someone goes bankrupt!?" I told him, "Well if you don't know the answer to that question Why on earth would I want to hire you?" and hung up the phone. Yeah, I'm a SOB plain and simple don't cha think?