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MY THEME SONG Redneck Side Of Me, JAMEY JOHNSON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hbe2LW6uuc

Dun, I have Dish. Its 50 bucks a month for 5 gigs if you go over it still works but slower. Its all we can get, no cable or dsl where i live. not too bad but not as fast as cable. Bill

What does a blonde do when she wakes up? Goes home :banana:

Save Benjy the gay bull Come to think of it i may have a few for sale 15 k each :cowboy: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-30413515

Phone and computer

Good Story. My first ever 500 lb bull calf walked right out of a gate i left open. 3 hours, 4 people and a ranger pickup later we got him penned up. I dont know who got more woreout him or I. Now all i gotta to is bang a metal feed scoop and they come a runnin. Bill

Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....." When you are over sixty-five who gives a ****?

Yeah, pretty awesome!! good luck with em. Bill

Well, that's how I do it. :cowboy:

Looks real nice Nesi, can see for miles. Bill

Backhoe, We pulled ours,(no water) 350 feet by hand. Next morning no water, pulled again, pump fried, wire all nicked up. replaced 2nd pump,,,that was over a month ago, fingers crossed. Better than a water bill in Detroit. Only gets better!!

Redneck engineer exam :D I, for one, am sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, and I challenge any so-called "smart” Yankee to take this exam: 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of these...

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Ha!! :cboy: I have 9 head Hereford x. I only have 11 acres so I'm fully stocked at the moment. 2 of those big steers that have a date of Jan 24th Can't come soon enough they eat to many groceries!

75 yesterday and 44 and falling now on the Mason Dixon Line. Saturday and Sunday calling for snow sneet sleet snain,, whatever the call it??? Anything is better than all the mud right now! may be good for the ryegrass though Bill

Hey Red, Those places you mentioned are real nice. We Have been going to nags head for years, we usually go last week of august and only had to leave 1 year due to a hurricane. All those areas you mentioned are close together and easy to get to, but we really like to be in Nags Head or south...

Oh yeah,, grew up in Ocean City MD,,, we used to write on fences and throw sand on it,, sand sticks to it well, specially when its hot out. Sex Wax, "THE BEST FOR YOUR STICK" Comes in scented flavors,, like Pina Colada,,,lol

Missouri Democrats Call for Gun Confiscation http://www.nraila.org/media/10886389/mo_hb_545.pdf

I didn't know you had a part in Jackass :cboy: !!

I Think my Herefords will be able to tolerate that! :devil2: