an unacceptable and non-PC joke

[greybeard]

"An old, almost blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell
that blonde joke?'
The nearly blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No
... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

 

[lavacarancher]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one, GB.

 

[John SD]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: An oldie, but still a goodie :tiphat:

 

[TN Cattle Man]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[torogmc81]

Good share :clap: :clap:

 

[Bestoutwest]

What do you call 10 blondes standing shoulder to shoulder?
A wind tunnel!

Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button?
Because they are blond boys, too!

 

[branguscowgirl]

Obviously theses jokes are not about "true" blondes! (Only the ones that come from a bottle!)
:deadhorse: :bang: :deadhorse: :bang:

 

[BILL CLAYLAND]

What does a blonde do when she wakes up?



Goes home :banana:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

How do you get a blonde to marry you?..,..tell her she's pregnant....

 

[ga.prime]

HaHa, good one ALA. :lol2:

 

[cow pollinater]

Obviously theses jokes are not about "true" blondes! (Only the ones that come from a bottle!)
:deadhorse: :bang: :deadhorse: :bang:

You didn't get it did you... :hide:

 

[greybeard]

How do you get a blonde to marry you?..,..tell her she's pregnant....

Or..................................................................................................tell her YOU are pregnant...

 

[Nesikep]

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: How do you tell if a fax has been sent from a blonde?
A: There's a stamp on it.

Q: How do blonde women pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do you get a blonde woman to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.

Q: What do you do when a blonde woman throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: What does the postcard from a blonde tourist say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Q: What is the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead skunk in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


Q: Why are the Japanese so smart?
A: No blondes


Q: Why did the blonde woman snort Nutra-Sweet?
A: She thought it was diet coke.

Q: Why do blondes need see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

Q: Why do blonde women have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.

Q: Why do blonde women have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.


Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.

I s'pose that's enough of them :hide:

 

[wacocowboy]

:lol2: Those were some good ones.

 

[greybeard]

Q: What do you do when a blonde woman throws a pin at you?
A: Run like be nice....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Best of Show right there!!!

 

[CottageFarm]

Q: How do blonde women pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

That is sooo dated, shoulder pads have been out of fashion for 20 some years.... :lol2:

 

[Ouachita]

Blondes have there own special brand of perfume. Do you know what it is they put behind their ears that drive men crazy?

 

[ga.prime]

Blondes have there own special brand of perfume. Do you know what it is they put behind their ears that drive men crazy?

I dunno, what?

 

[greybeard]

Their feet?

 

[HDRider]

Their feet?

I thought it, and you said it.