Wisdom for the Young'uns

[dun]

In the same vein as AZ:

As nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

Or

Busier then a one legged man in a butt kicking contest

dun

 

[Triple D]

Bussier then a cat covering crap on a tile floor.

That man's richer than three foot up a bulls arse.

And this threads longer than whores dream.

 

[brokenmouth]

that guy is really sharp like a tack. round on one end and pointed on the other.

that guy is sharp like a rat turd

he dont know sic em from come here

 

[Campground Cattle]

He is as nervous a long tail cat in a room full of rockin chairs.

 

[9 ER]

It wasn't raining the day Noah built the arc!

It aint the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog!

Burning down your neighbors house is not ganna make yours look any better!

 

[J Baxter]

Locked up like two dogs on the side of the road.

sweatin like a brother at a klan rally

busier than an alter boy's arse

uglier than a boil on a fat woman's arse

 

[ollie]

Hungary as a she wolf with 9 pups.(which I currently happen to be)

 

[Craig-TX]

She cooked enough food for a camp meeting

I ate enough to kill a horse

If you have a lot of _____, then... you've got enough _____ for Cox's army -or- you're shot in the but with _____

Rough as a cob and twice as nasty

A big rain is a gully washer. If it's a huge rain it's a turd floater

 

[J Baxter]

Grandpa always called a huge rain a toad strangler and a big one a gully washer. Cows were never springing they just had the 'flop'.

JB

 

[D.R. Cattle]

I've gotta pee worse than a nervous race horse.

 

[brokenmouth]

after grace has been said at supper… amen dig in shot the rooster killed the hen

if he just made a good deal on somethin … he just cut a fat hog

in a tight space without any room to move around… cant cuss a cat without gettin hair in your mouth

 

[CKC1586]

It is so windy the hens are layin the eggs twice!

 

[Fife]

You only make a 1st impression once!

 

[CattleAnnie]

Today I was so cold I was shivering like a dog sh--ing razor blades.

And that's no joke!

Take care

 

[tapeworm]

Those are all a buncha good ones. Some I hadnt heard in years and years. I tried to post some too. When I keep tryiong to preview them it keeps saying a lot of be nices in place of what I really typed....Sounds just like mama when I cuss at the supper table

 

[fellersbarnoneranch]

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it

 

[dun]

There are two sides to every argument. I just don't have time to listen to yours.

dun

 

[NOPLCLKNEB]

I'm so hungry I could eat a frozen dog.

 

[certherfbeef]

The early bird might get the worm...but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese

 

[Angus Cattle Shower]

Everyone is lazy, but some overcome it better than the rest of us. Couldya get me a little somethin ta eat? No i cant get up. The piano is tied to my @$$