Wisdom for the Young'uns

[fellersbarnoneranch]

Directed specifically to AngusCattleShower and the nice group of young people on this board...

What sage words can we offer?

"Don't eat yellow snow" comes to mind

"Slow down--life goes by fast enough!"

What say you?

 

[dun]

The only ones I can think of aoff hand are from Will Rogers.

Always drink upstream from the herd, don't squat with your spurs on, don't pee on the electric fence, etc.
Don't argue with a fool, bystanders can't tell which one is the fool (or something to that affect)
Don't wrestle with a pig, you'll just get dirty and it irritates the pig

dun

 

[Chuck]

You can learn something from everyone you meet.
It matters what you do.

 

[dun]

We all have a purpose in life, even if it's only to be a horrible example

dun

 

[MULDOON]

Don't keep doing that son! That's just like whiping your butt on a wagon wheel! :x

Son , If your not in bed by 10 , you might as well go on home! :lol:

My Will Rogers favorite is " Never slap a man with a mouthfull of chewing tobacco"!

Son , I don't care how goodlooking she is , somewhere , somebody is sick of her crap! ;-)

Son , If something is worth doing , I mean really worth doing ,, then it's worth going and finding somebody to do it right!

Son , If you can't dazzle them with brilliance , Then baffle them , with Bull Sh!t 8)

Son , Instead of buying a cat , Why don't we just " Quit Flushing?"

 

[Arnold Ziffle]

There is no such thing as an ugly heiress.

 

[MULDOON]

I have a friend , that is from Chicago, He has some relatives , that are in Organized crime :shock:

His uncle told him " Joe , it's a lot easier to get them to climb into the dumpster , before you shoot them!" :shock:

 

[fellersbarnoneranch]

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it

 

[dun]

It's easier to get forgiveness then permission

dun

 

[Cattle Rack Rancher]

' If you want to find the easiest way to do something, ask the laziest person'

'Love many, Trust few,
But always paddle your own canoe'

'If you can't be an asset, don't be a liability'
or
'If you can't be an asset, don't be an a**hole'

 

[Angus Cattle Shower]

Thanx for all the info, and I will try to remember it for next time :roll: :cboy: My favourite is, Those cant do anything, teach. Those who can not teach, teach gym. :lol:

 

[Jake]

"Son she may look good now... but look at her mama... looks are hereditary!"

 

[Craig-TX]

Don't try to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Or, the down-home version, Don't try to polish a turd.

Craig-TX

 

[Cole Cattle]

Trust everyone, but brand your cattle.

 

[Anonymous]

Son, you love her so much you could just eat here alive, 10 years from now you will wish you had. ;-) ;-) :heart:

 

[Caustic Burno]

First rule of holes, when you find yourself in one quit digging.

 

[9 ER]

If you think you can or think you cant...You are correct!

 

[WORANCH]

Get over it , or learn to live with it , or die with it on your mind..

 

[CKC1586]

My Dad described a fellow as follows:
If BS were music he would be a brass band.

 

[Workinonit Farm]

Take responsibility for your actions.