Wisdom for the Young'uns

[Wewild]

Grandad

He ain't much.....but it's my fault...... I was the one that raised him.

 

[milkmaid]

There are two sides to every argument. I just don't have time to listen to yours.

LOL!!!! :lol: That's one of the funniest ones I've heard in a long time!

There's a lot of good ones posted here...some I laugh at and then share with my family later so they can laugh too, others I can't believe I read, and wish I hadn't, and then there's the ones that I laugh at, then quick glance over my shoulder to make sure no one saw me laughing at them.

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

"Everyone is entitled to my opinion"

 

[certherfbeef]

Lack of planning on your part does not necissarly(sp) constitute an emergency on my part

 

[Wewild]

Lack of planning on your part does not necissarly(sp) constitute an emergency on my part

Oh so true. Seems to happen daily.

 

[El_Putzo]

I think I saw this one earlier in the thread, but this is how I remember it:

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig likes it!!

 

[cowgirl580]

here's a few i thought of as i was scrolling thru. i'm sorry if some of them are a little unclean.

"Fine as Frog's Hair"

"That went over like a brick sh** house"

"I'm sweating like a whore in church"

"I gotta pee like a rushin race horse" (my personal fav)

"It's colder than a witch's tit"
or
"It's colder than a witch's tit wearing a brass bra"

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

Colder than a well diggers azz. :cboy:

 

[cowgirl580]

okay, i obviously don't read none to good. i learned the 3 R's in school though. it's "Sweating like a wh*re in church" ,the be nice bit wasn't mine cuz i'm not very nice most times.

 

[docgraybull]

Lack of planning on your part does not necissarly(sp) constitute an emergency on my part

Our version of this one is "Lack of planning or ignorance on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

 

[clifflem]

Advise I gave my stepson when he went on his first date--"If you aren't in be by 11:00, you'd just as well come home." His mom failed to see the humor in it.

 

[CattleAnnie]

Too funny, Cliff!

Take care.

 

[Victoria]

"A righteous man cares for the needs of his animal." Prov. 12:11

"Stay away from the foolish man for you will not find knowledge on his lips." Prov. 14:7

"Better to live on a corner of a roof than to share a house with a quarrelsome wife" Prov. 25:24

"As a door turns on its hinges, so a sluggard turns on his bed." Prov. 26:14

"If a man loudly blesses his neighbour in the morning, it will be taken as a curse." Prov.27:

 

[jerry27150]

wish you had told me about that roof thing years ago :shock:

 

[Victoria]

:lol: Jerry. The Bible is full of good advise, we just have to read it.

 

[jerry27150]

it surely is!!! thanks, still wish i had known it years ago, but it was cheaper to keep her & my farm. but sometimes you wonder

 

[ga. prime]

Regarding the one cowgirl said about having to pee like a rushin race horse... I always thought it was Russian race horse. Cowgirl's makes better sense. Thanks for clarifying that one for me.[/quote]

 

[ga. prime]

When I was growing up and would ask my Grandpa if it was going to rain he would always answer: "If it don't, it'll be a long dry spell." It took me years to figure that one out.

 

[cowgirl580]

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well
preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,
shouting "...holy sh@*...what a ride!"

 

[ga. prime]

Cowgirl, I think you just made that one up. Is it happy hour already?