Jogeephus
Well-known member
concerning some laws that is.
In Georgia,
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
All citizens must own a rake.
If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.
Selling two beers at once for the same price is not allowed.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
One man may not be on another man's back.
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
Crazy drug law out of Georgia forbids anyone from forcing your pet to take drugs! this seems totally odd….
It's illegal to eat chicken with a fork
No motorized vehicles (wheelchairs included) of any type shall be allowed on public parks, playgrounds, or school areas under the supervision of the department of parks and recreation unless the person operating such vehicle shall have first received written permission from the director of parks and recreation, with the exception of motorized vehicles entering such areas for the purpose of construction or routine maintenance. This section does not prohibit the use of motorized vehicles on established streets, roadways or parking areas, nor is the use of emergency vehicles prohibited.
Can't bury your dog in your back yard. Sec. 11-3-7 Dead animals; disposition. No person shall place any dead animal upon his premises or upon the premises of any other person, or allow any dead animal to remain upon his premises or permit any dead animal belonging to the person to remain upon the premises of another without disposing of same or causing the animal to be properly removed or disposed of within 24 hours.
Recently a rep tried to pass a bill making it illegal to plant, buy or use Bermuda Grass.
At the moment, according to the federal law, we cannot sell pine trees to make wood ethanol. According to the law, the "wood" going to the wood ethanol plant may only be from things that cannot be used for other more valuable pursposes.
Yep. I'm all for these folks thinking for me.
In Georgia,
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
All citizens must own a rake.
If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.
Selling two beers at once for the same price is not allowed.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
One man may not be on another man's back.
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
Crazy drug law out of Georgia forbids anyone from forcing your pet to take drugs! this seems totally odd….
It's illegal to eat chicken with a fork
No motorized vehicles (wheelchairs included) of any type shall be allowed on public parks, playgrounds, or school areas under the supervision of the department of parks and recreation unless the person operating such vehicle shall have first received written permission from the director of parks and recreation, with the exception of motorized vehicles entering such areas for the purpose of construction or routine maintenance. This section does not prohibit the use of motorized vehicles on established streets, roadways or parking areas, nor is the use of emergency vehicles prohibited.
Can't bury your dog in your back yard. Sec. 11-3-7 Dead animals; disposition. No person shall place any dead animal upon his premises or upon the premises of any other person, or allow any dead animal to remain upon his premises or permit any dead animal belonging to the person to remain upon the premises of another without disposing of same or causing the animal to be properly removed or disposed of within 24 hours.
Recently a rep tried to pass a bill making it illegal to plant, buy or use Bermuda Grass.
At the moment, according to the federal law, we cannot sell pine trees to make wood ethanol. According to the law, the "wood" going to the wood ethanol plant may only be from things that cannot be used for other more valuable pursposes.
Yep. I'm all for these folks thinking for me.
