The Tennessee Thread

[MikeC]

President Crowder, is it true that Tenn. will soon have an EPD table for women. Ar. has been workin on it for a while now, they have some of the traits worked out.

Yes Mr. Curtis,
It will be implicated and mandatory 1/1/07, Sorry to spring it on ya'll but MikeC spearker of the house, has been pushing it for here and Alabama. :shock:

Alabama definition of "Women" EPD's:

Hear ye, hear ye, and be known to all men, the term EPD as applied to "wimmen" shall heretofore be known as the

"Extra Padding Difference"

as shall be considered as a trait known to be highly desirable to all Tennessee men.................................

 

[Crowderfarms]

CORRECTION! EPD is now officially:
Extra
Pretty
Dolls

A Presidential overide on this un'. Now git back in your corner MikeC.

 

[MikeC]

CORRECTION! EPD is now officially:
Extra
Pretty
Dolls

A Presidential overide on this un'. Now git back in your corner MikeC.

OK I'll compromise................

EPD is now

EXTENSIVE POSTERIOR DEVELOPEMENT

Fair nuff?

 

[flaboy-]

Every Pound Droops

 

[Bullbuyer]

I thought Crowder said one time that was shorthand for :

"EVERYBODY'S
PRETTY when you're
DRUNK!"

 

[MillIronQH]

I thought Crowder said one time that was shorthand for :

"EVERYBODY'S
PRETTY when you're
DRUNK!"

You ever seen a picture of one of his girlfriends??? There's one in the dictionary. Look under COYOTE UGLY.....Z

 

[Scout]

Crowder & WP? You two are still up to no good.

What are you gonna do? Spank us or sumpin? :heart:

Nah. You ought to know me better than that.

 

[Nowland Farms]

Man, you guys are brutal. What brought all this up? Are there any photographs involved?

Sorry you asked,

Here is one of Crowder & Warpaint's lovely Tennessee lassies. Guys what is it that I heard you say when you saw here?

Suuuuuuuuwwwwweeeee, Suuuuuuuuwwwwweeeee,
Here piggy !!!!1

 

[backhoeboogie]

Crowder,

You're going to have a hard time living down that piggly wiggly thang.

Next time you can try a big ole ceegar. Or is that an Arkansas thang?

 

[Crowderfarms]

Crowder,

You're going to have a hard time living down that piggly wiggly thang.

Next time you can try a big ole ceegar. Or is that an Arkansas thang?

I hate to jump to conclusions, but there aint no pic there from Rodney.AR. and TN. share a border, guess it's permissable here too. (The Ceegar)

 

[backhoeboogie]

Crowder,

You're going to have a hard time living down that piggly wiggly thang.

Next time you can try a big ole ceegar. Or is that an Arkansas thang?

I hate to jump to conclusions, but there aint no pic there from Rodney.AR. and TN. share a border, guess it's permissable here too. (The Ceegar)

I'd tell you about a ceegar gag gift I saw but it would make you blush.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Crowder,

You're going to have a hard time living down that piggly wiggly thang.

Next time you can try a big ole ceegar. Or is that an Arkansas thang?

I hate to jump to conclusions, but there aint no pic there from Rodney.AR. and TN. share a border, guess it's permissable here too. (The Ceegar)

I'd tell you about a ceegar gag gift I saw but it would make you blush.

Back Hoe, that'd be bout immpossible. only person that can do that is the Mrs.

 

[warpaint]

Now that's about the closest he's come to tellin the truth in a looooong while.
Some of the stories and jokes that get told around his little coffee clutch or liars club or whatever he happens to be callin it today , would make a sailor blush!!!!! :shock:

 

[Bullbuyer]

Crowder and close to the truth? Some how just don't seem to fit!

 

[Crowderfarms]

Bullybuyer,

You'd pay good money to hang out with us Tennessee Boys here at the store every morning.We're fixin' to get us a web cam here and sell streamin' video for a small fee to our viewers.

We put Foxworthy and that fat Cable Boy to shame!!!

You never know who may walk in here on a daily basis, Country music stars to Warpaint's Uncle Larry.

And all of that's the Gospel truth. ;-)

 

[warpaint]

Now hold on just a doggone minute!!

He aint my Uncle Larry! I'd never met the creature in my life, till I stumbled into your establishment!!

Sides, seein's how we're twins seperated at birth, that would make him you're uncle too. :shock: :shock:

 

[Bullbuyer]

I guess I missed something along the way - who is Paint's 'Uncle Larry' ?
As to you all being separated at birth - was ya'll borned a set of them hooked up twins? Who got the brain and who got the looks?
I reckon that's pretty common in that area - family trees bein' one sided and all.

 

[Crowderfarms]

I'll post a pic of Uncle Larry this evening...

I was borned 1st. But we was co-joined at the heads. Paint had his tail docked, mine never grew out too much.

mama says I were the gifted one. I wonder what she means?

 

[warpaint]

She meant that you was special.
Guess that's why pappy told her to pick the one she wanted, cause he was gonna drown the other one.
It's a good thang I could swim, specially with that burlap sack over me!! :shock:

 

[Bullbuyer]

She meant that you was special.
Guess that's why pappy told her to pick the one she wanted, cause he was gonna drown the other one.
It's a good thang I could swim, specially with that burlap sack over me!! :shock:

I bet it was REALLY tough with that concrete block tied to the sack!