chrisy
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TEN OF MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS
>
> 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
>appear bright until you hear them speak.
>
> 2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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> 3. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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> 4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
>
> 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of
>getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it
>wrong.
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> 6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
> would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time,
> on a hill, in the fog.
>
> 7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly
>junk left by those who got there first.
>
> 8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark
>room.
>
> 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing
>well.
>
>10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the
>hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
>
>
>
> 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
>appear bright until you hear them speak.
>
> 2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>
> 3. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
>
> 4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
>
> 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of
>getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it
>wrong.
>
> 6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
> would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time,
> on a hill, in the fog.
>
> 7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly
>junk left by those who got there first.
>
> 8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark
>room.
>
> 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing
>well.
>
>10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the
>hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
>
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