Rustler9
Well-known member
A blonde walks into a bank in Toronto and asks for the Loans Officer.
She tells the Loans Officer that she is going on a business trip to
Europe
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.00. The Loans Officer says
that
the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the
blonde hands
over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car was parked on the
street outside
the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank
agrees to
accept the car a collateral for the loan.
The Loans Officer and the bank employees all enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground parking garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the $5,000 and interest,
which comes to $15.41. The Loans Officer says, "Miss, we are very
happy to
have had your business and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,
but
we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
found out that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would
you bother to borrow $5,000 ?"
The blonde replies..."Where else in Toronto can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it still to be there when I return?"
FINALLY A SMART BLONDE JOKE.......
She tells the Loans Officer that she is going on a business trip to
Europe
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.00. The Loans Officer says
that
the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the
blonde hands
over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car was parked on the
street outside
the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank
agrees to
accept the car a collateral for the loan.
The Loans Officer and the bank employees all enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground parking garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the $5,000 and interest,
which comes to $15.41. The Loans Officer says, "Miss, we are very
happy to
have had your business and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,
but
we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
found out that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would
you bother to borrow $5,000 ?"
The blonde replies..."Where else in Toronto can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it still to be there when I return?"
FINALLY A SMART BLONDE JOKE.......
:lol:
