cowsrus
Well-known member
Reasons why farm trucks are never stolen
**They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down or run out of gas.
**Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
**It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.
**It takes too long to start and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.
**The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.
**They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.
**The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased.
**You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape.
**Top speed is only about 45 mph.
**Who wants a truck that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in bodywork, taillights and a windshield.
**It's hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you.
**They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down or run out of gas.
**Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
**It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.
**It takes too long to start and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.
**The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.
**They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.
**The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased.
**You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape.
**Top speed is only about 45 mph.
**Who wants a truck that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in bodywork, taillights and a windshield.
**It's hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you.
