aplusmnt":1qoswqzw said:
I really need some more information before I can give my vote. Please tell us how you feel about some of the big issues?
What will you do about Global Warming?
What will you do about Illegal immigration?
What will you do about Gay marriages?
What will you do about the Terrorist Threat.
What will you do about the unfair and unjust discrimination against minorities such as Janitors?
/Aplus, I thought you were already named Rebel House Janitor? Anyhow I'll be glad to address your questions. Just because you're on the payroll dont mean you'll vote for me.
A. Global Warming.That's easy.I'll install massive heat deflectors that will cause the parts of the world harboring terrorists to hit about 180 degrees, thus cookin' them bad boys to a crisp, eliminating the terrorist threat.
Illegal Immigration.Me and my friends at Parmak electric fence charger company are working on a secret plan that I can't reveal much about right now.Let's just say it resembles one of them bug zappers out in the yard at night, but on a much grander scale.
Gay Marriage.I'm all for it. Creates a bond of two non-breedable pairs.They'll eventually become like T-Rex. Extinct.However there will no longer be any type of adoptions or embyro transfers for these creeps.
Discrimination of Janitors.This profession needs a "Make Over". Badly. It's worked for Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, etc. With Janitors having a mentor of the likes of Mr. Clean, no wonder you're discriminated against so badly.Face it. The bald head, earing, he's a danged same sex marriage canidate. You janitor folk need a new Rep. How bout some real feller such as John Wayne? Yall could have a motto. "Clean up or git outtaTown"