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** 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.

** Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

** Vacation special: Have your house exterminated.

** Dinner Specials: Turkey $3.25 Chicken or Beef $2.75 Children $2.00.

** Illiterate? Write today for free help.

** Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

** Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

** Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

** Stock up and save. Limit: one.

** Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

** Semi-Annual after Chris tmas Sale .

** For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

** Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

** We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

** Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first
 

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Sign in super market: "Save on Peas, 3 cans $1.00 reg. price 33 cents each"

Waitress wanted: Must be willing to fry cook.
 

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Dinner Specials: Turkey $3.25 Chicken or Beef $2.75 Children $2.00.

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tater74":eus7lmi3 said:
Not newspaper ad, but an actual business.

What do you do with the extra shoe? Do pick a left or a right?
My father used to go to auctions all over this area and just buy "stuff" because it was cheap. When I cleaned up his estate in 2007, I found boxes and boxes of high quality athletic shoes, brand new, assorted sizes------every single one of them was for left foot. :(
 

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