Real Newpaper Ads....

[chrisy]

Real Newspaper Ads


** 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.

** Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

** Vacation special: Have your house exterminated.

** Dinner Specials: Turkey $3.25 Chicken or Beef $2.75 Children $2.00.

** Illiterate? Write today for free help.

** Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

** Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

** Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

** Stock up and save. Limit: one.

** Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

** Semi-Annual after Chris tmas Sale .

** For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

** Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

** We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

** Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first

 

[LoveMoo11]

:lol: :lol: I'd heard the cow one before but not the others, those are good.

 

[Tommy Ruyle]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[City Guy]

Sign in super market: "Save on Peas, 3 cans $1.00 reg. price 33 cents each"

Waitress wanted: Must be willing to fry cook.

 

[greybeard]

Dinner Specials: Turkey $3.25 Chicken or Beef $2.75 Children $2.00.

 

[tater74]

Not newspaper ad, but an actual business.

What do you do with the extra shoe? Do pick a left or a right?

 

[Jogeephus]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[greybeard]

Not newspaper ad, but an actual business.

What do you do with the extra shoe? Do pick a left or a right?

My father used to go to auctions all over this area and just buy "stuff" because it was cheap. When I cleaned up his estate in 2007, I found boxes and boxes of high quality athletic shoes, brand new, assorted sizes------every single one of them was for left foot.

 

[Craig Miller]

 

[greybeard]

JDHurley must have put an ad in the paper--that's his neck of the woods.

 

[greybeard]

This fits here nicely I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpE1Pa8vvI