Question for the men. Man to man

[SDgrampa]

Those shearmasters need plenty of oil used or they get very hot cutting thick matted hair. If he accidentally applied a brand he would have to pay a fee and register that brand!

I pitty the brand inspector

 

[sstterry]

Chemotherapy and radiation 5 days a week for 29 days will get rid of all the hair down there don't ask me how I know. I'd rather been sheep sheared by a novice.

But you are still here, and that is what is important!

 

[wbvs58]

I know this wasn't for me but you can thank me later. Brazilian or laser will fix you right up! Then put some A&D ointment on you and you'll have the derrière of a porn star.

How do you know what a porn star looks like?

Ken

 

[Stonewall Joe]

I've heard that getting a big handful of stock salt and rubbing it in good is the best remedy.

It would probably make you forget the minor issues

 

[Stonewall Joe]

https://www.homedepot.com/p/TOTO-K3...d-Toilet-in-Cotton-White-SW3036R-01/315742606

I don't think that has an adapter for a tractor seat

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

But you are still here, and that is what is important!

Yes, and it worked. Clean 3 year scan last month it's gone.

 

[Rafter S]

I've heard that getting a big handful of stock salt and rubbing it in good is the best remedy.

In all seriousness, if you get chapped between the cheeks I can highly recommend just getting a handful of corn starch and rubbing it on the affected area. It's cheap, and gives instant relief. My father told me about it probably 40 years ago.

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

In all seriousness, if you get chapped between the cheeks I can highly recommend just getting a handful of corn starch and rubbing it on the affected area. It's cheap, and gives instant relief. My father told me about it probably 40 years ago.

I tried that last summer, it was so hot and sweaty that I had a good Roux going by lunchtime.

 

[shaz]

Here's what my grandson said last week. "You know how you can stick your finger down your throat to throw up? That should also work for your butthole"

 

[Mrcopier]

lol y’all are cracking me up. Yes a get together and a couple cold ones would be great. I have a friend that used baby powder and has for years. Can’t report on the results but he still does it so it must work to some degree

 

[greybeard]

An Army Lt wrote a non-fiction book called Platoon Leader. Regarding his time as a platoon leader in South Vietnam. There was a whole(albeit) short chapter on dingleberries and hashmarks.
If you ever saw the tiny little square of toilet paper that came with a box of C-rats, you'd understand why.

 

[Dave]

Skin issues for women and butt issues for men? Last I knew this was a cattle discussion board. I know we wander off track on occasions but these didn't wander off track. They started there.

 

[Little Joe]

I know this wasn't for me but you can thank me later. Brazilian or laser will fix you right up! Then put some A&D ointment on you and you'll have the derrière of a porn star.

I now have questions that are not appropriate for this forum and I'm sure the answers wouldn't be either. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

 

[Little Joe]

One in the same. I could tell a story about him selling a particular dog (A friend of my parents was the manager of one of his stores), but it would take too long to type.

You mean you don't have time to write a novel on a cattle forum? You should've been taking lessons on this from Warren.

 

[Little Joe]

Y'all are great! Wish that we could all meet up somewhere and enjoy each other's company.

There's probably enough of us in Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana and Oklahoma that wouldn't be a far drive from your area. Maybe you should host this get together.

 

[Texas Ranch Hand]

Greatest find is a bidet. $35 from Amazon and make up the cost in savings on toilet paper.

 

[Travlr]

Greatest find is a bidet. $35 from Amazon and make up the cost in savings on toilet paper.

OKay... let's get serious about this "bidet" thingy.

How, EXACTLY, is it used? If you aren't using toilet paper, are you doing anything to assist the water spray? Or is the water spray enough?

 

[greybeard]

They are relatively popular overseas & You usually don't have to do anything to make a bidet work correctly.

 

[simme]

Some things maybe better left unsaid or searched on google. You know - a little mystery. Wonder how the angus will do this week with CAB. When will warren resume posting. Lots of mysteries.

I heard that a person can simulate the effect of a bidet by putting a nozzle on the garden hose set to the stream position, run the hose through the window, drop it in the toilet pointed to the ceiling, have a seat and tell your spouse to turn on the outside spigot. That keeps the reaction within the family. If you are concerned about getting the ceiling wet and maybe nasty, the local self serve car wash maybe. But will cost several quarters and might be embarrassing.

Any body here own any cows? I need to post something on epd's or crossbred bulls or something.

 

[Rafter S]

I heard that a person can simulate the effect of a bidet by putting a nozzle on the garden hose set to the stream position, run the hose through the window, drop it in the toilet pointed to the ceiling, have a seat and tell your spouse to turn on the outside spigot. That keeps the reaction within the family. If you are concerned about getting the ceiling wet and maybe nasty, the local self serve car wash maybe. But will cost several quarters and might be embarrassing.

Don't forget to report back and let us know how that works for you.