Question for the men. Man to man

[Spot & Bubby]

Don't you dare hijack this thread when we are just getting down to the nitty gritty...

THIS is the epitome of a timely comment.

 

[Ouachita]

Sometimes you post something as a joke, and it starts out okay. Then it grows legs and eventually buys its own car

 

[Pnw Farmer]

I laughed so hard I got the hiccups!

This fall my oldest (9) had the hiccups, I waited for the right time and scared the bejeezus out of her. She mean mugged me hard until I asked her what happened to her hiccups, got me a big sweetheart grin after that.

Any of you out there have Mullen in your pastures? Those big, soft, fuzzy leaves sure look welcoming in a pinch. DON'T DO IT!!! You'll itch profusely until you get a shower. Only tried it once when I was about 10 and that lesson has stuck with me better than most for near 30 years.

This thread has had me gut rolling more than once, thank you all for that. It helps make life fun.

 

[sstterry]

Sometimes you post something as a joke, and it starts out okay. Then it grows legs and eventually buys its own car

And that kids, is "How I Met Your Mother" :sneaky:

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

I laughed so hard I got the hiccups!

I had hiccups for 3 days once. Finally in the ER they gave me muscle relaxers, it was getting painful. When I woke up they were gone. I was starting to get edgy and pizzed off.

 

[kenny thomas]

In all seriousness, if you get chapped between the cheeks I can highly recommend just getting a handful of corn starch and rubbing it on the affected area. It's cheap, and gives instant relief. My father told me about it probably 40 years ago.

I carried a small plastic bottle of corn starch in my fire pack for years. I have dropped my pants and used it a lot while on the fireline. Corn starch and moleskin patches were always in my supplies.

 

[crossbreed]

And that kids, is "How I Met Your Mother" :sneaky:

Sounds like going to a party with your dad and going home with your mother!

 

[TexasJerseyMilker]

Here's some advice from a nurse. For skin irritations of any kind (not leprosy) apply 1 coating of 1% cortisone cream to the affected area, let it dry then apply another. This produces prescription strength 2% cortisone, a strong anti inflammatory. Repeat 2 or 3 times and the irritation usually is gone.

 

[4hfarms]

Here's some advice from a nurse. For skin irritations of any kind (not leprosy) apply 1 coating of 1% cortisone cream to the affected area, let it dry then apply another. This produces prescription strength 2% cortisone, a strong anti inflammatory. Repeat 2 or 3 times and the irritation usually is gone.

What kind of answer is that? If you cure it, then we wouldn't have anything to complain about. Life would get boring with no issues to complain about...sheesh!

 

[TexasJerseyMilker]

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[Ouachita]

That's actually kinda funny. Just use telekinesis and launch the orangutan out of the planet.

Glad you thought it was actually kinda funny. You do not seem to be a friendly to me. If you expect to be accepted here, please modify your your mode.

If you do not want to be accepted here, keep on with your blithering intergalactic space sh!t and insults.

Until next time, after you are able to spoon feed, **** off.