Tommy Ruyle
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Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says,"O-Kay! If that is what the people want. Come here,Hilly baby..."
With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up anad tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up, kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You sorry *%&%**!!!...I'll kill you!"
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, "How 'bout that! I can't
believe how much everyone enjoyed that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asked him what was wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir...I SAID they want you to throw out the first 'Pitch'."
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says,"O-Kay! If that is what the people want. Come here,Hilly baby..."
With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up anad tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up, kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You sorry *%&%**!!!...I'll kill you!"
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, "How 'bout that! I can't
believe how much everyone enjoyed that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asked him what was wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir...I SAID they want you to throw out the first 'Pitch'."
