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[callmefence]

Wylie

 

[TexasBred]

We take the every day things for granted , for instance toilet paper, wonder who invented toilet paper and when. :hide:

Probably somebody that wiped his butt with poison oak leaves the day before.

 

[M-5]

We take the every day things for granted , for instance toilet paper, wonder who invented toilet paper and when. :hide:

Probably somebody that wiped his butt with poison oak leaves the day before.

Joseph Gayetty

 

[Son of Butch]

Did the coyote have a name?

Wile E. Coyote
species: Carnivorous Vulgaris
sub-species: Hungrii Flea-bagius

 

[Commercialfarmer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWifCK1JEXs

 

[TexasBred]

Did the coyote have a name?

Wile E. Coyote
species: Carnivorous Vulgaris
sub-species: Hungrii Flea-bagius

And the roadrunner was Idioticus supersonicus.

 

[Son of Butch]

I wonder what they called "road runners" before there were roads?

ATCs??? - All Terrain Cuckoos?

 

[cowboy43]

Are their three ways that lightning strikes? Yes their are!
Or is it four?

 

[Son of Butch]

3rd leading cause of death in the usa is - medical error - 440,000 annually from preventable medical errors

1. heart disease - 614,348
2. cancer - 519,699
4. respiratory diseases - 147,101

 

[cowboy43]

No wonder my ass is tired , I found a formula on the computer that calculates at my age I have pooped over 26000lbs ,sweated over 4300 gal. Slept 205000 hours Walked 102000 miles , :cboy:

 

[callmefence]

No wonder my be nice is tired , I found a formula on the computer that calculates at my age I have pooped over 26000lbs ,sweated over 4300 gal. Slept 205000 hours Walked 102000 miles , :cboy:

That's like four ounces of shyt per mile.

 

[TexasBred]

No wonder my be nice is tired , I found a formula on the computer that calculates at my age I have pooped over 26000lbs ,sweated over 4300 gal. Slept 205000 hours Walked 102000 miles , :cboy:

That's like four ounces of shyt per mile.

Cowboy you need to drink more beer. No urine even mentioned.

 

[ez14]

its may 15 why was it snowing today :frowns:

 

[john250]

global warming--of course. You need to pay more attention to the scientist-in-chief.

 

[cowboy43]

New transgender story of Little Red Rinding Hood
Grandmother what big ears you have
Grandmother what big eyes you have
Grandmother what big teeth you have
Grandmother what a big penis you have :hide:

 

[Son of Butch]

To-may-to?
To-mah-to?
I've never met anyone who says To-mah-to ....let alone Po-tah-to

 

[JMJ Farms]

To-may-to?
To-mah-to?
I've never met anyone who says To-mah-to ....let alone Po-tah-to

I thought it was tumaters and putaters :hide: or just maters and taters :hide:

 

[cowboy43]

I have watched westerns and read western books all my life. It it always a villain in a black hat who oppresses the people. Then the man in a white hat rides in to protect the people and wins out against the man in the black hat. Now in present time real life it seems the man in the black hat in winning .
All the people in white hats better wake up or we will be over run from the people with black hats. :2cents:

 

[ez14]

what are you saying about little joe cartwright

 

[cowboy43]

Little Joe was from the younger generation , that was the start of rebellion with the good guys wearing black hats, just like now you can't tell the good guy from the bad guys by the color of their hats.