TLCfromARK
Well-known member
I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a
large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to
check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?).
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost
50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
that the way that it works is to load your pants
pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
Horrified at my story of hospitalization, she asked if
I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting in
the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to stagger
out the door.
;-)
large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to
check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?).
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost
50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
that the way that it works is to load your pants
pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
Horrified at my story of hospitalization, she asked if
I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting in
the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to stagger
out the door.
;-)
