kscowboy":1u7fsp43 said:I have found a little belly seems to help also , makes the overalls a bit more stylish. get you a truck and fill the back with various muddy things that most people would throw away. Don't forget to rub be nice all over your lower legs and see if your lady thinks it's sexy , if so , you're good to go.
jerzeyman":a4w56jsu said:looking to be a cattle rancher .im a young man looking to learn about ranching from obtaining the land to buying cattle and is it a good way of life. please leave comments
jerzeyman":3a96zhwn said:looking to be a cattle rancher .im a young man looking to learn about ranching from obtaining the land to buying cattle and is it a good way of life. please leave comments
TexasBred":vvo78r2z said:jerzeyman":vvo78r2z said:looking to be a cattle rancher .im a young man looking to learn about ranching from obtaining the land to buying cattle and is it a good way of life. please leave comments
Marry into it but make sure the new father in law is at least 80 years old, a widower and the new bride is an only child. Doesn't matter what she looks like. It helps to have a few oil wells on the spread as well. :cowboy:
tncattle467":32s4gcnm said:grubbie":32s4gcnm said:Learn how to pull a calf, and fix fence. -THIS I CAN DO
Learn how to grow grass and hay, and fix fence. -THIS I CAN DO
Learn how to be a mechanic, and fix fence. -I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BEING A MECHANIC but can fix fence
Learn how to weld, and fix fence. -I DONT KNOW HOW TO WELD
Learn how to be a book keeper, and fix fence. -I do keep good records
Learn about bovine nutrition, and fix fence.-This I know
Learn how to build a corral, and fix fence. -This I know
Learn how to build a barn, and fix fence. -This I know
Learn how to work a full time job and still have time to.........fix fence. -This I do every day
Repeat if necessary. (which it will be again, next year)
If you have neighbors that know how to weld you can take the stuff over to their house and get them to weld it for you. My neighbors dont charge me.
dun":3vovq3oo said:First you need a big hat and a big belt buckle
You can wear suspenders but you have to have that BIG buckle hanging somewhere even if it doesn;t hold up your pantsCaustic Burno":2yh13l6o said:dun":2yh13l6o said:First you need a big hat and a big belt buckle
You mean I am not supposed to wear suspenders?
dun":ft4gio2o said:You can wear suspenders but you have to have that BIG buckle hanging somewhere even if it doesn;t hold up your pantsCaustic Burno":ft4gio2o said:dun":ft4gio2o said:First you need a big hat and a big belt buckle
You mean I am not supposed to wear suspenders?
That got me to thinking, maybe the buckle is for cowboysCaustic Burno":2341ai9g said:I guess I am not in the club, cause I don't have one that looks like a Chevy Apache hubcap.