looking to be a cattleman

[Jogeephus]

I guess I am not in the club, cause I don't have one that looks like a Chevy Apache hubcap.

That got me to thinking, maybe the buckle is for cowboys

I wanta be a cowboy but do you think it would be alright if I took the belt buckle and put it in a vise and bent the top of it over a bit so it wouldn't cut into my gut?

 

[Caustic Burno]

Never seen one that looked like a framing square, who knows you might be a trend setter.
Look at all the people walking around that look like they fell in a tackle box with cross threaded heads as the bill on their caps are all screwed up.