Little Old Lady (rated PG13)

[certherfbeef]

Little Old Lady in court......

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?



Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?


Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.


Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?


Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.


Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"


Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!




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[cowgirl580]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
kinda reminds me of the australian lady that was about the same age and shot the 2 males in ths balls that had raped her granddaughter. did anyone else get that fwd? i'll have to find it.

 

[Workinonit Farm]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Liked that.

Katherine

 

[catl]

That wasn't a joke.It really happened.That was me back twenty years ago.I didn't know anybody would find out. ;-) :lol: :lol: :lol: Almost April fool!