I smell a lawsuit in the air

[Jogeephus]

I think the Oregon Menza Society will soon have a discrimination suit on their hands for not letting Derrick "I know my rights" Mosley into their group. I think its an obvious case of discrimination.

 

[James T]

One has to wonder what was going through his head (meth maybe?) that enabled him to justify taking a baseball bat into a gun shop to smash the display cases and steal some guns, while the store is open for business.

 

[dun]

Some years ago an idiot tried to rob gun store. Two things apparantly slipped past him, 1 was that the local cops tended to hang out there and the second was there were several cop cars parked in front at the time. He too was unsuccessfull

 

[Nesikep]

reminds me of a video I saw where I guy stuck up a convenience store or something, aims the pistol point blank at the clerk's head, and a split second later a german shepard leaps onto him and takes him down.

Chuck Norris is one only guy that brings a knife to a gunfight!