A Anonymous Dec 31, 2003 #1 What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
OP OP A Anonymous Jan 1, 2004 #2 How old are those jokes? I've heard them so much that they aren't funny anymore! :roll:
OP OP A Anonymous Jan 2, 2004 #3 OK Guest, if you've heard 'em all, answer this riddle.... What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed? :kid:
OK Guest, if you've heard 'em all, answer this riddle.... What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed? :kid:
fit2btied Well-known member Joined Dec 21, 2003 Messages 993 Reaction score 0 Location Southeast Missouri Jan 3, 2004 #4 Will, if he wasn't just sleeping, I give. What's the answer?
Will Member Joined Jan 2, 2004 Messages 13 Reaction score 0 Location Central Texas Jan 4, 2004 #5 He was Bull Dozin'! :lol2:
I IABeef Well-known member Joined Jan 30, 2013 Messages 112 Reaction score 0 Jan 17, 2014 #6 What do you call a cow walking through tall grass? Udderly ticklish.