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What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef :p
 
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How old are those jokes? I've heard them so much that they aren't funny anymore! :roll:
 
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OK Guest, if you've heard 'em all, answer this riddle....

What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed? :kid:
 

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What do you call a cow walking through tall grass?

Udderly ticklish.
 
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