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Colorado2008

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I know I know, kinda late but o well!!

I KNOW, I KNOW…THESE ARE FRIGHTFULLY BAD!

What do you get if you cross a ghost and Bambi?
Bamboo

What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
A sand witch

What do you get if you cross Dracula and a snowman?
Frostbite

What happened to the guy who didn't pay the exorcist?
He got repossessed

What do you call a ghoul with a broken leg?
A hoblin' goblin

Which monster loves dance music?
The boogieman

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a
jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.

And did you hear about the ghost photographer?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.


Sorry, I couldn't help myself from posting them!!! :roll: :oops: :roll: :oops: :roll: :D :D :D
 
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