Colorado2008
Well-known member
I know I know, kinda late but o well!!
I KNOW, I KNOW…THESE ARE FRIGHTFULLY BAD!
What do you get if you cross a ghost and Bambi?
Bamboo
What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
A sand witch
What do you get if you cross Dracula and a snowman?
Frostbite
What happened to the guy who didn't pay the exorcist?
He got repossessed
What do you call a ghoul with a broken leg?
A hoblin' goblin
Which monster loves dance music?
The boogieman
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a
jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
And did you hear about the ghost photographer?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself from posting them!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
I KNOW, I KNOW…THESE ARE FRIGHTFULLY BAD!
What do you get if you cross a ghost and Bambi?
Bamboo
What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
A sand witch
What do you get if you cross Dracula and a snowman?
Frostbite
What happened to the guy who didn't pay the exorcist?
He got repossessed
What do you call a ghoul with a broken leg?
A hoblin' goblin
Which monster loves dance music?
The boogieman
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a
jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
And did you hear about the ghost photographer?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself from posting them!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: