Good Prescription, Doc

[Tommy Ruyle]

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS."

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your butt is for."

 

[Txwalt]

Thats funny!

Walt

 

[angie2]

Ah ~ just read aloud to inmates. They said "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

[show steer up]

Now that's a good one, lmao

 

[Lammie]

Ah ~ just read aloud to inmates. They said "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

And I am guessing that some of them are speaking from experience! :shock:

 

[angie2]

Gosh, I hope not (thought crossed my mind briefly). I was reading joke to myself and burst out laughing, they say "Whats so funny Angie? Read it to us." Hesitated for a second then thought ~ what the heck. Sometimes I tell them its just the voices in my head that are funny :shock:

 

[SmokeStackFarms]

thats hineylarious!!

Sincerely yours,
Big Thor & Red Hiney
Hiney Wine Company

 

[chrisy]

ouch! Homophobic or what. Each to his own as long as they leave me alone.

 

[pdfangus]

thats hineylarious!!

Sincerely yours,
Big Thor & Red Hiney
Hiney Wine Company

Had not heard anyone refer to the Hiney Winery in years. I once had fantasies about the receptionist cousin Ophelia Hiney.

 

[Lammie]

thats hineylarious!!

Sincerely yours,
Big Thor & Red Hiney
Hiney Wine Company

Had not heard anyone refer to the Hiney Winery in years. I once had fantasies about the receptionist cousin Ophelia Hiney.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!