For Those of You Who Thought they knew Everything!!

[john s]

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

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Donkeys kill more people annually


than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping


than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code


was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king



WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive


from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.







(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples, not caffeine,



are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from



DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.



So did the first ' Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid



OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE



IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola , and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...



but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,



and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.



(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
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And the best for last.....



Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)

So.......................






Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......
and go move your toothbrush!



And stop folding that darn paper

 

[dun]

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...



but, not downstairs.


If this was true there would be a whole lot of milk parlors in the ozarks that would be full of cows and would only be able to be used once when the cows went in the first time.

 

[john s]

Thanks For the Correction Dun have a Good Day!!

 

[TexasBred]

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...



but, not downstairs.


If this was true there would be a whole lot of milk parlors in the ozarks that would be full of cows and would only be able to be used once when the cows went in the first time.

Seen many of them down here that would be the same way.

 

[Dave]

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...



but, not downstairs.


If this was true there would be a whole lot of milk parlors in the ozarks that would be full of cows and would only be able to be used once when the cows went in the first time.

Also into the belly of a Pot or down out of the top deck.

 

[Sir Loin]

 

[ga.prime]

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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola , and Budweiser, in that order.

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There's plenty of oak trees that start producing acorns at less than ten (10) years of age. Apple and Google are the two most valuable brand names.

 

[backhoeboogie]

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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola , and Budweiser, in that order.

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There's plenty of oak trees that start producing acorns at less than ten (10) years of age. Apple and Google are the two most valuable brand names.

Absolutely. There are 11 oaks trees planted in my yard that I grew from acorns. Their origination was actually an accident but I transplanted them. They are live oaks and they bear acorns.

 

[john s]

I sure am Glad you folks are paying attention. I Had my Doubts on the Cow thing the reason i say that is hauling them in a stock trailer its sorta like steps Thanks :tiphat:

 

[john s]

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.


Now i want someone to try this without Liquor that is :lol2:

 

[Isomade]

The information on the First Marlboro Man is false. Wikipedia even has it wrong. Turk Robinson is a good man, a non-smoker, and I have known him my whole life. He is in fact very much alive.

 

[melking]

Yikes, I think we had better change the title of the post to " For those who thought John s knew anything" Just kidding John LOL

 

[john s]

S**t I might just do That :hide:

 

[john250]

The information on the First Marlboro Man is false. Wikipedia even has it wrong. Turk Robinson is a good man, a non-smoker, and I have known him my whole life. He is in fact very much alive.

Also, there is no "marlboro company". Marlboros are made by Phillip Morris, a division of Altria Corp. So many mergers it would be hard to say who started the thing.

 

[slick4591]

The information on the First Marlboro Man is false. Wikipedia even has it wrong. Turk Robinson is a good man, a non-smoker, and I have known him my whole life. He is in fact very much alive.

Doesn't he live up in your area? The reason I'm asking is my daughter works in Sherman and he was in their business not to long ago.

 

[Isomade]

The information on the First Marlboro Man is false. Wikipedia even has it wrong. Turk Robinson is a good man, a non-smoker, and I have known him my whole life. He is in fact very much alive.

Doesn't he live up in your area? The reason I'm asking is my daughter works in Sherman and he was in their business not to long ago.

Yes, he is from Hugo, that's where I grew up.

 

[ohiosteve]

I've been waiting a long time to post this, I found an old army survival guide and it was full of useful information. The one thing that has always stuck with me is that you CAN milk a dead walrus even up to two weeks after it dies and get up to 16 quarts of milk! and if you wait one hour you can get almost the same amount again! I have passed this information to almost everyone I know, and will probably spend the rest of my life keeping an eye open for a dead walrus.

 

[Isomade]

I've been waiting a long time to post this, I found an old army survival guide and it was full of useful information. The one thing that has always stuck with me is that you CAN milk a dead walrus even up to two weeks after it dies and get up to 16 quarts of milk! and if you wait one hour you can get almost the same amount again! I have passed this information to almost everyone I know, and will probably spend the rest of my life keeping an eye open for a dead walrus.

Old news, I've been keeping one in a walk in freezer for years just for that purpose.

 

[ohiosteve]

I've been waiting a long time to post this, I found an old army survival guide and it was full of useful information. The one thing that has always stuck with me is that you CAN milk a dead walrus even up to two weeks after it dies and get up to 16 quarts of milk! and if you wait one hour you can get almost the same amount again! I have passed this information to almost everyone I know, and will probably spend the rest of my life keeping an eye open for a dead walrus.

Old news, I've been keeping one in a walk in freezer for years just for that purpose.

That is very wise. I can see why M Gravlee decided to promote you to Guru.

 

[dun]

Sounds like something from the South East Asia survival manual. After all, the manual we had in Iceland had ways to build a whooch with palm fronds and stuff.