For those of you that haven't figured it out

[Angus Cowman]

I have sold out and left the rock strewn hills of Missouri and went to work for Jed down in the Delta the home of Black soil where Cotton is king
I know I have picked on and belittled them flatlanders for yrs and now I have become one
but I have alot to forget so that I can fit in with the locals and I am going to have to start making sure I don't get simple questions right like where i live or who my daddy is then i might fit in

 

[hillsdown]

Wow, I was wondering what was going on . So you sold all of your girls too AC ?

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

When you gonna change your location under your name Cowman?

Best of luck down on the Delta.

 

[Kathie in Thorp]

Hope it's a good move for you AC!

 

[kenny thomas]

Still cant believe u would move to a place thats flat and no rocks. You are going to have to get a better tan to fit in with that crew. :lol:

 

[Angus Cowman]

Wow, I was wondering what was going on . So you sold all of your girls too AC ?

I brought some good replacement hfrs and a few 1st calvers with me

 

[Caustic Burno]

A/C Arkansas? Man I know your on a low limb.
Be tough working for a guy with a pimped out F-350 with those pink glow lights.

 

[Angus Cowman]

A/C Arkansas? Man I know your on a low limb.
Be tough working for a guy with a pimped out F-350 with those pink glow lights.

Naw its a Duramax with stacks and 20inch rims and those big bass speakers going BUMP BUMP BUMP

 

[Caustic Burno]

A/C Arkansas? Man I know your on a low limb.
Be tough working for a guy with a pimped out F-350 with those pink glow lights.

Naw its a Duramax with stacks and 20inch rims and those big bass speakers going BUMP BUMP BUMP

No wonder he was lookin for the Negro woman at the ruckus. He did wear a pink ball cap like his head was cross threaded.

 

[jedstivers]

A/C Arkansas? Man I know your on a low limb.
Be tough working for a guy with a pimped out F-350 with those pink glow lights.

Naw its a Duramax with stacks and 20inch rims and those big bass speakers going BUMP BUMP BUMP

No wonder he was lookin for the Negro woman at the ruckus. He did wear a pink ball cap like his head was cross threaded.

Well you know once you go...........

 

[jedstivers]

Wow, I was wondering what was going on . So you sold all of your girls too AC ?

It's a hillbilly invasion, you wouldn't believe it.

 

[kenny thomas]

jed, I just cant believe you let it happen. Before long he will be going out every weekend with Johnny and you will have to go find him on Monday morning. :help:

 

[hillsdown]

Wow, I was wondering what was going on . So you sold all of your girls too AC ?

I brought some good replacement hfrs and a few 1st calvers with me

Glad to hear you kept some of your ladies .. Best of luck to you and Mrs AC . :tiphat: Change can be a really good thing and I know you are surrounded by really great friends there ..

Hmmmm , no hills and no rocks .. Must be heaven .. :lol: :nod:

 

[dun]

Don;t those hill raised cows have a tendency to fall over when they try to walk on flat ground? I suppose if the walk side by side with the short legs against each other they will be ok

 

[Kathie in Thorp]

A/C Arkansas? Man I know your on a low limb.
Be tough working for a guy with a pimped out F-350 with those pink glow lights.

Naw its a Duramax with stacks and 20inch rims and those big bass speakers going BUMP BUMP BUMP

No wonder he was lookin for the Negro woman at the ruckus. He did wear a pink ball cap like his head was cross threaded.

:bang:

 

[Isomade]

I have sold out and left the rock strewn hills of Missouri and went to work for Jed down in the Delta the home of Black soil where Cotton is king
I know I have picked on and belittled them flatlanders for yrs and now I have become one
but I have alot to forget so that I can fit in with the locals and I am going to have to start making sure I don't get simple questions right like where i live or who my daddy is then i might fit in

:shock: :bs:

 

[Angus Cowman]

Don;t those hill raised cows have a tendency to fall over when they try to walk on flat ground? I suppose if the walk side by side with the short legs against each other they will be ok

The first thing I did was sign them up on welfare and when I did they gave them Obama care so we took them to the Dr and got prosthetic leg extensions for all of them
plus you should see the check I get from the gov't each month just for taking care of them which actually I don't spend it on taking care of them I let Jed pay for that and I went and bought me some new clothes and a 1976 impala and then put some 20s on it
Now I am living the goodlife show up for work only on payday just so I can get a check but it has to be in cash of course so's They don't cut off my gummit check that I deserve
I even had to go buy me some underwear so I could wear my pants hanging down (sagging ) so I would fit it seems like if you sag without drawers on underneath some people get a little offended

 

[dun]

Don;t those hill raised cows have a tendency to fall over when they try to walk on flat ground? I suppose if the walk side by side with the short legs against each other they will be ok

The first thing I did was sign them up on welfare and when I did they gave them Obama care so we took them to the Dr and got prosthetic leg extensions for all of them
plus you should see the check I get from the gov't each month just for taking care of them which actually I don't spend it on taking care of them I let Jed pay for that and I went and bought me some new clothes and a 1976 impala and then put some 20s on it
Now I am living the goodlife show up for work only on payday just so I can get a check but it has to be in cash of course so's They don't cut off my gummit check that I deserve
I even had to go buy me some underwear so I could wear my pants hanging down (sagging ) so I would fit it seems like if you sag without drawers on underneath some people get a little offended

How does that Redman Chew hat look backwards with the bill in the back?

 

[Red Bull Breeder]

What i am a wondering is how AC is a going to keep from miring up to his chin in that soft ground when it gets soft this winter.

 

[larryshoat]

AC' s poor truck will forget how to run in 4 wheel drive.

Good luck to two good men!!

Larry