frenchie
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> They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and
>you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
>embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who
>insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other
>patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
>this old guy handled it.
> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
>approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
>seeing the Doctor for today??"
> "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
> The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
>into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
> Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
> The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in
>this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
>with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the
>Doctor in private."
>The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
>strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
> The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
>The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
> There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
> The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
>taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
> I can't pee out of it," he replied.
>The waiting room erupted in laughter.
> Mess with seniors and you're gonn
> They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and
>you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
>embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who
>insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other
>patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
>this old guy handled it.
> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
>approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
>seeing the Doctor for today??"
> "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
> The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
>into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
> Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
> The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in
>this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
>with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the
>Doctor in private."
>The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
>strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
> The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
>The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
> There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
> The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
>taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
> I can't pee out of it," he replied.
>The waiting room erupted in laughter.
> Mess with seniors and you're gonn
...good joke though 
