JMJ Farms
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Ole Skeeter strolled into a jewelry store on a Friday evening with a very attractive blonde at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his companion.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. Shaking his head, Skeeter said, "I'd like to see something more special."
With $$$$ in his eyes, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.
The woman's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Smiling fondly at the blonde, Skeeter said decisively, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and Skeeter stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pickup the ring Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler phoned Skeeter and nervously said, "Sir, your bank just advised me there are insufficient funds in your account to cover your check."
"Yeah, I know," said Ole Skeeter, "But I had a real good weekend."
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. Shaking his head, Skeeter said, "I'd like to see something more special."
With $$$$ in his eyes, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.
The woman's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Smiling fondly at the blonde, Skeeter said decisively, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and Skeeter stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pickup the ring Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler phoned Skeeter and nervously said, "Sir, your bank just advised me there are insufficient funds in your account to cover your check."
"Yeah, I know," said Ole Skeeter, "But I had a real good weekend."