Joke! Joke! Joke!

[chrisy]

When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of p'ing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his p' in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift? '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

Share with those women who u want to give a smile ..... and open-minded men !!

 

[rowdyred]

Aw, come on now!! Idk, just to be able to walk outside and p off the porch, pretty fantatstic.
I have no problem with that arrangement.

Have a great day!!

 

[Jogeephus]

Yeah, and being unable to pee on an electric fence has got to be major handicap in life.

 

[greybeard]

Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWrjIWbVmS8

case--------------rested.

 

[chrisy]

Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWrjIWbVmS8

case--------------rested.

didn't say anything about using it in some cases!

 

[bball]

God did give us a brain..he just put it IN that thing that gives us the ability to pee standing up!

 

[Jogeephus]

:lol2: :lol2: Most truth I've read on here in a long time. :tiphat:

 

[wacocowboy]

Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWrjIWbVmS8

case--------------rested.

Thanks for the laugh GB.