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FARMER JOE < WalmartSpecial > 2015-12-09 19:48
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting
pregnant and calls the vet for help. The vet tells the farmer thet he
should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the
slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his
ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are
pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and
will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.
the farmer hangs up and gives it some thought.
He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to
impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them
out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to
bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that
they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try
didn't take effect, and loads them into the truck again. He drives them
out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them
back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around.
"One more try", he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive
them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon
returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot
even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife
to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud. "No", she
says, "they are all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn!