Question: Why is it that [real/non-x,y,z] men never seem to get depressed?
Answer: We are just happier in general.
We are such simple creatures.
Our last name stays the same.
The garage is all ours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
We can never be pregnant.
We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
We can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell us the truth.
The world is our urinal.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000…..Tux rental $100.
People never stare at our chest .
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
We can open all our own jars.
If someone forgets to invite us, they are still our friend.
Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
We only have to shave our face.
We can play with toys all our life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes are good for all seasons.
We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look.
We can trim our nails with a pocket knife.
We can Christmas shop for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.