Daily Chuckle

[alacowman1]

 

[greybeard]

How important, or high up the chain does a person have to be in order to qualify for assassinated instead of just plain murdered?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why was it, that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it was a great idea to put wheels on luggage?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

 

[greybeard]

I once asked a new GF if I were her first. She said "I dunno..maybe. You do look kinda familiar.."

 

[greybeard]

hypothetically speaking......

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?


IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

 

[Ouachita]

How much sleep deprivation have you experienced while pondering these difficult questions of our times?

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[4hfarms]

Early spring it is, fire up the grill!

 

[coachg]

 

[alacowman1]

Coach Bobbitt

 

[coachg]

Coach Bobbitt

Funny , I went with my son and 2 grandsons 4 & 6 to Topgolf last night . So I did hang out with the guys and we did go golfing. We just didn't do any drinking unless you count sweet tea ? And no I didn't have fruit waiting on me when I got home .

 

[Travlr]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Travlr]

 

[MurraysMutts]

That's a good looking dog!!

 

[coachg]

That's a good looking dog!!

It's the right color at least !

 

[MurraysMutts]

It's the right color at least !

The gray nose is a bit different.

Crossbred I reckon...

 

[greybeard]

3 men are in a lifeboat, with 4 cigarettes but no one has any way to light them?
Solution...
Throw one cig overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Anyone know any good fish jokes?
If so, please let minnow..

 

[greybeard]

I can row a boat.
Canoe?

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

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