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[coachg]

 

[gman4691]

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That's funny right there

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[greybeard]

I'm in a Walmart parking lot Watching a woman

Who can't remember where she parked her car.

Every time she holds her remote key fob in the air I honk my horn.
................

A guy goes to the supermarket and a beautiful woman smiles at him and says hello. He's taken aback because he can't place how he knows her. So he asks, "do you know me?" The woman says, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." His mind travels back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery? She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "no, I'm your son's math teacher."

.................

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot (tika) on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. , has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he's won a convenience store, a gas station, a 7-11, a taxi cab or a motel in America. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical support.

..........
I arrived early to the restaurant and the

manager asked, "Do you mind waiting a bit?"

I said, "No".

"Good," he said. "Take these drinks to table nine.

 

[Travlr]

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot (tika) on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. , has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he's won a convenience store, a gas station, a 7-11, a taxi cab or a motel in America. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical support.

That's probably the funniest joke I've seen on this thread...

Thank you for that.

 

[Travlr]

Scrape the dot off her forehead and I wonder what you'd get?

 

[coachg]

Scrape the dot off her forehead and I wonder what you'd get?

Bit ?

 

[alacowman1]

 

[GoWyo]

Scrape the dot off her forehead and I wonder what you'd get?

Thought she had a little beard under her chin, but must be the off side earring hanging down.

 

[SBMF 2015]

 

[CowboyRam]

 

[coachg]

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College professor I had counted off for spelling . He saw a sign like this and was on a mission to correct the misspelled words of the world . He would have stopped and had a talk with someone !

 

[TCRanch]

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[gman4691]